Even if you give me an appropriate countdown I still won’t smile. 

Even if you give me an appropriate countdown I still won’t smile. 

When someone asks me my boyfriend’s name

joylou13:

whatshouldwecallme:

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And I am missing my boyfriend this month.

Mine would be Jameson but, same sentiment ;)

About to get really drunk. 

About to get really drunk. 

Santa, you creepy, man.

Lazy Sunday, bitches! …Where’s that Go Go Gadget Arm when I need it? Must hydrate….

Lazy Sunday, bitches! …Where’s that Go Go Gadget Arm when I need it? Must hydrate….

omg…I thought nothing could make me hate Saturdays. 

omg…I thought nothing could make me hate Saturdays. 

I guess some toddlers don’t understand on 3 or after 3 either.

I guess some toddlers don’t understand on 3 or after 3 either.

Do not search “hump day” ….so many porn gifs…

Do not search “hump day” ….so many porn gifs…

Is it 5:30 yet??? 

Is it 5:30 yet??? 

Me today at work. Worth it.

Me today at work. Worth it.

Catching Fire tonight!! So excited!!!! 

Catching Fire tonight!! So excited!!!! 

joylou13:

Could not agree more. #onlywaytobe #howiroll

Truth

joylou13:

Could not agree more. #onlywaytobe #howiroll

Truth

I’m gonna need a bottle or two of whiskey as well. 

I’m gonna need a bottle or two of whiskey as well. 

Truth. 

Truth. 

You got me Brooklyn Nine Nine. I am super attracted to Andy Sandberg now. (This opinion does not reflect the feelings of all members of this tumblr account. Only me. But maybe them too, I haven’t asked.)

You got me Brooklyn Nine Nine. I am super attracted to Andy Sandberg now. (This opinion does not reflect the feelings of all members of this tumblr account. Only me. But maybe them too, I haven’t asked.)